Did any of you write this letter?

January 25, 2012
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Dear Pretty Free People top,

How can it be that we have never met before?  It seems odd.  With your crisp white cotton and quirky details, and my closetful of jeans, I feel like we are a match made in heaven.  We should discuss some sort of “meet and greet”.  Tomorrow?  Around 2pm?  Changing room at Lola & Emily? 

I will take your silence as a “YES”.  I will bring my $165 if you bring that amazing fit and promise to make me feel better about myself for no real reason other than that you are new, cute, and fit me so well. 

Signed,

Anonymous

2 Responses to “Did any of you write this letter?”

  1. hahaha… i love you marn. where do you come up with this shit? xoxoxoxo

  2. Ohhhhh, I wanna meet that!!! Uh-huh. Oh yeah. Set a medium aside for me please.

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